- me: is not in a position financially to have a baby
- me: is not in a position in my life to have a baby
- me: understands that having a baby right now would screw up my educational plan
- me: understands that having a baby right now would put stress on my relationship
- me: knows that I personally want to be married and done with college before I have a baby
- me all the time anyway: fuck I just really want to have a baby
