American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites


If you grab my hips or run your fingertips over my lower stomach we’re having sex.


I’m never going to tire of you.

seven adorable words that my boyfriend said to me (via lanadelrose)


The cutest thing that humans have is definetly the cuteness with which they speak about their loved ones. Like honestly there’s nothing more beautiful than the smile and glow in his/her eyes that a boy/girl gets when he/she talks about a cute thing his/her boyfriend/girlfriend has done.

i need a boyfriend


I just want some one that I can randomly sit in your lap and lean over your shoulder and run my fingers down your back and just not say anything and you’re okay with that.

  • me: *sees ur message right away*
  • me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
  • me: *forgets to respond*


“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”




I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??


Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed


it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

  • tyler joseph's parents: don't climb anymore
  • twenty one pilots fans: don't climb anymore
  • obama: don't climb anymore
  • planet earth: don't climb anymore
  • tyler joseph: [climbs]


that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again